Cramers are more than wild animals... scientists have
been studying Cramers for years, and they have recently made the shocking
discovery that Cramers indeed have the capacity to communicate. *
Since the discovery, a group of Cramer fanatics, sometimes referred
to as 'skeedaddies' (derived from the Cramerese word for fan),
have come forward with claims that they are not only able to understand
the creature's ramblings, but can even communicate with it by means
of the telephone.
The Secret Society of Skeedaddies
(SSS) was charged with the task of protecting certain core sayings,
known as 'Cramerisms,' for fear that if released, anyone would be able
to decode the language and suddenly be able to make Mad Money. As a
result, the secrets of Cramer's highly evolved language have been carefully
guarded from the general public for years...
...until now.
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n.
1. A future stock market maven.
2. An endearing nickname
endowed by Jim Cramer upon a his fans.
Are you ready skeedaddy!?
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n.
1. The typical Mad Money greeting. Conveys excitement and enthusiasm
about making money.
Big booyah to you, Jim.
(Note: do not confuse with 'boo yao,' which is Mandarin
for 'don't want.' )
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n. also, adj.
1. A stock that you should buy a lot of. (Derived from the imagery of backing
up a big rig to load it up.)
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Something that one will come back to. (Exclusive to skeedadddy.com)
I'll give it a 'monback.
(See also: backing-up truck )
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n.
1. One who follows along from home.
You homegamers out there have to do your own homework.
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n.
1. A company that is the best among its competitors. It may be
best of breed for several reasons, such as having the best product
or service, the highest profit margins, or the strongest balance
sheet.
2. The only kind of stock Cramer thinks you should ever buy (generally).
Google will go to $350 because it is a best of breed company.
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adj.
1. A stock that is on fire.
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n.
1. An overly greedy trader.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Hogs get slaughtered.
(See also: pig)
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n.
1. An overly greedy trader.
2. A domesticated hog.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
(See also: hog)
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n.
1. A rally in the technology sector driven by product cycles.
2. A rally in the technology sector driven by product cycles that was predicted
by Jim Cramer.
3. A rally in the technology sector driven by product cycles that manifested
as a result of Jim Cramer's self-fulfilling prophesy.
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Cramer likes -- consider buying the stock
under discussion. Usually accompanied by a bull graphic.
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Cramer doesn't like -- consider selling the
stock under discussion. Usually accompanied by a bear graphic.
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Don't get greedy. |
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man falling out of a window |
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Warning! This could be a disaster. |
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Signals the coming of bad things for the company
under discussion. If you are invested in a company that has a
train wreck coming, you are standing on the tracks.
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Time to get on the train and buy this stock. |
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Alert! |
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Time to get on the train and buy this stock. |
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If a stock has appreciated to its target price, the
cash register means it is time to take profits and sell.
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Time is up! Usually used to signal the end of the
Lightning Round.
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Alert! |
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Wake up and take notice. |
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Also pronounced 'triple sell,' sellsellsell is a
subtle suggestion that you should get out of a stock position.
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It's over. |
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Machine guns mean you are in dangerous territory
-- perhaps you or the company that you own stock in is under
fire. You should be weary.
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Cramer was right about something. |
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This company will bowl or bowled a strike. |
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Typically used in conjunction with 'monback to
provide emphasis.
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What else could this mean?
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When there's thunder, there's lightning (lightning
round that is!)
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When a company does something good, applause is
usually in order.
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The preceeding story is a work of fiction
for entertainment purposes only. Jim Cramer is a wonderful and talented
man. Despite the humor used on this site, I respect him very much. I
mean him no harm. (I don't want his cronies to hunt me down
and shut down this site.)